1. A love hate war with diet coke- I love you! I will drink you! ACK! That Hurt! Ok another sip! Yum! Owe!
2. You talk to your toothbrush and floss at night- Ok baby, be gentle! I need to get this mashed potato taste out of my mouth!
3. Your neurologist or neurosurgeon is the most called number from your phone. Nuff said. No longer is it the crush you had. (maybe thats a good thing).
4. Your cats stare at you all day and follow you around- they love that your home all the time, and you feel bad that when the MVD surgery works that you will be back to normal life and they will feel disowned.
5. Bye Bye headbands! Awe- such a good tool on bad hair days, gone to waste!
6. The debate of hiring a cleaning service to help out around the house. Am I that lazy!? Wait, I have TN, wait am I that lazy!? Ewww, the dishes are groooos.
7. YAY! Its snowing! Oh, crap. Stupid snowflakes.
8. No, I'm not a drug addict. Codine! Where is my Codine!? Whoooah.
9. I Will lay on my other side tonight! I will! OK Pillows, Time for a 10 minute rearrangement strategy session!
10. OMG I think I need diapers. Stupid medicine side effects. Ruuun!